brown eye

The part off your body where brown stuff comes out. You can't see out of it.

Last night I was hangin' with Kelly and suddenly without warning, she showed me her brown eye and nothing more.

by Dilldo Baggins August 4, 2007

jap's eye

the slit of the penis that resembles an asian mans eye. Out of this slit urine and semen is secreted.

I have a well bad rash on my jap's eye

by Enormously Gifted September 25, 2003

eye boogers

Nasty stuff you can have fun with taking out after you wake up.

EEwww... I hate these eye boogers.

by maurin September 16, 2005

almond eyes

An asian person who's eyes resemble almonds.

Why are those damn almond eyes so damn smart?

by Alex \m/ April 14, 2008

Stag Eyes

An intense stare often leading to female arousal.

When Joe unleashed the stag eyes you could almost hear her wide on

by Cake Tin June 15, 2009

Eye blood

When something egregious happens

Person 1: Fuck!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: Eye blood! My glass bong just broke.
Person 2: That sucks.

by RuthOUTspoken September 29, 2010

eye condoms

sunglasses that you were to protect your eyes

hey want to go to the bar? Sure just let me put on my eye condoms

by shtzngglz May 8, 2010