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pot-tardy

A person acting erratically, irately and showing signs of withdrawal due to lack of use of Pot
by Pot Head December 7, 2002
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Crock-potted

Angie told her husband, "You can't turn me on like a light-switch, I need to be crock-potted"
by Blendina Josephina July 18, 2016
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Honey Pot

A sweet tasting/aromatic weed strain. Smoke dat kush...
Hey man, wanna smoke sum Honey Pot? Well f*ck ya man! Why didn’t you ask earlier?
by kisssmyyassssss September 13, 2020
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Pot Thought

One of those crazy thoughts that pops into your head when you're stoned out.
Stoned Guy 1 "Dude, we should turn this couch into a spaceship and go to the moon."

Stoned Guy 2 "We might find ALIENS, man!"

Not Stoned Guy "Dude, what a pot thought."
by EvanAlmighty January 27, 2010
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Mrs pot

Someone who simps for ace and 2d and they are extremely sus 😳 like super sus
“Did u see mrs pot new video on TikTok

Yes I did she’s very sus 😳”
by By storen_hjorenbjidoren July 20, 2021
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Pot noodle soup religion

A religion of which Draco Malfoy is the father Damon Salvatore is the son and Peppa Pig is the Holy Spirit
“Bro wats ur religion
“Pot noodle soup religion innit g”
by Dinosaur.broski November 14, 2020
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Venezuelan Coffee Pot

An incredibly rare and difficult sexual maneuver in which the male (or penised female) inserts 15 coffee beans into their rectum. Meanwhile, the partner positions themselves at a 45 degree angle (head down) in the north corner of the largest room in the house. A funnel is then placed in their anus while the male or penised female deposits the coffee beans into funnel, therefore filling up the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot. Great for both large family get-togethers or small dinner parties.
“Guys I can’t go jogging today. I got the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot last night and I still can’t walk or sneeze.”
by DeezNuuuutz September 2, 2019
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