shit

another word for fuck or poop

oh shit, i shit my pants

by poshi March 5, 2023

aint shit

a male libra named joshua exai peña garcia

tom: did you here josh aint shit, apparently he’s also a male libra

tim: omg that’s crazy

by yo momma112 March 3, 2022

Shit Bag

Shit Bag: Slang, Military Term: A person who is unmotivated and utterly worthless. Constantly finding different ways to get out of working, doing what they are supposed to, or being asked to do something and making up a dumbass excuse to get out of doing it...

You: Hey Fred, quit the shit baggery and come help me unload this truck!

Fred: I can't, I got to wasted last night, and I don't feel good.

You: Dude, you're a shit bag.

by UW|Zerokool-X November 21, 2020

Shit Hawk

A shit hawk is something that has been coming your way for a long long time just too one day swoop down and take a big shit on you and your life.

Shitty shit shitty shit hawk

by anonymous December 9, 2021

sophisticated streamlined shit

A fucking sic cunt

Look at George over there, he is a sophisticated streamlined shit

by SomeRandomTom June 26, 2017

Splenda shits

Major pressurized volcanic bowel movement as a result of injesting Splenda.

Man,my wife swapped sugar for Splenda in the Kool aid and the kids and I got the Splenda Shits!

Thanks to the Splenda Shits I'm now able to fit in my Speedo.

Had the Splenda Shits so bad last night I had to pay my ass with Horse sauve.

by J.R. 1 November 17, 2023

Shit Crank

Methamphetamine that's so bad it has you yawning off instead of going to the garage and grabbing a pail to repaint your house overnight...

Hey boo, what you think of this 'shit crank'...
Well... You don't see me repainting the house do you?

by HiddenAssumptions August 4, 2024