pinocchial school

A privately-run place of learning where you're taught how to cope with being made of wood, avoid honest work and formal education, and not be overly honest (this last skill also requires dat you be a really good whittler so dat you can hastily trim your nose shorter as necessary, in order to conceal da visible signs of your deceitfulness).

How can you tell if a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving, plus he has a diploma from pinocchial school. :P

by QuacksO February 19, 2023

Great Bradfords Junior School

A primary school located in Braintree, Essex. This school is well known for fucking up their school lunches and play equipment. Most criminals were raised in this small primary school.

"Hey man, did you go to Great Bradfords Junior School?"

"Of course! That's how I'm in jail."

by Scrdew February 20, 2023

Rayner Stephens High School

an absolute unhygienic shithole full of absolute knobheads and sexist mongy teachers

Person: ‘Should I move to Rayner Stephens High School’
Other person: ‘No it’s a shithole’

by bigmanNtha February 20, 2023

Elk Grove high school

A high school located in elk grove village IL full of hot Cheeto Latina girls with fake eyelashes and suburban gangster Edgars who can't go without saying the N word every sentence. You usually spot these Edgars in their natural habitat such as the bathrooms, and Lions park smoking like it's their last day on earth. The school is known for also having a garbage football team.

Typical day in Elk grove high school
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)

by IntellegentEdgar February 21, 2023

Valley Park School

A school in Maidstone, Kent where everyone reeks of BO, smashes their iPads and is generally annoying. A place where people also think that they are better than everyone else.

A: I got moved to Valley Park School.
B: I feel bad for you.

by secretsome1 October 8, 2023

public school lunches

for a country that is very rich America can at least make school food a little bit better

person: hey usa can you fund more money into the public school lunches . America: no lol

by silly_kittenz October 9, 2023

Harold Rowe Middle School

Harold Rowe Middle School is a middle school located in Houston, Texas.

IT is ruled over by the CFISD school system.
But, please, for the love of god... DO NOT ENROLL HERE. It sucks.

"Welcome to Harold Rowe Middle School!"
"I'm leaving."

by EddieEddie2 October 11, 2023