I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

Shit Hooks

Your hands , finger , that Wipes your ass

Bird done got the Rona !! Cause ole Bird done put his face in places , and couldn’t keep his “Shit Hooks “ washed

Author

Miss Katie Payne

by K. PAYNE August 26, 2022

Shit Poking

When two males are having sex in a port-a-John.

See Port-a-Pussy for female version.

Herbert and Chester were Shit Poking at the NASCAR race.

Alphonso and Ja’Quan decided to engage in Shit Poking to get back at their husbands.

by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 26, 2022

National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no

You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe

by Strangerbooty August 26, 2022

culo creamy shit

culo

culo creamy shit nigga

by ARetardedPerson August 29, 2022

Shit-minced

To be extremely inebriated.

Did you see how shit-minced Jeff was?

Ashley and I are getting shit-minced tonight!

by Josoroo August 29, 2022

Walk up a shit

The act of taking a walk in order to speed up a shit that's been building, as opposed to sitting and waiting longer for it to happen.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Bob? He wasn't at his desk.

Person 2: He said he had to go walk up a shit.

by Anthony Melvin August 31, 2022