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Shitting like a mongoose

Comes from the way a mongoose moves – they're known for their fast, darting movements. So, "shitting like a mongoose" might be a humorous way to describe someone rushing to the toilet with urgency.
I ate a bunch of fiber and now I've been shitting like a mongoose all day.
by TheBuckLives April 23, 2025
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Shit-tok

A person who is sitting on the toilet taking a dump while scrolling through TikTok on the phone, losing track of time.
- You've been in the bathroom for 45 minutes, what's going on in there?!

- Sorry, i was shit-toking.
by Trickypack February 6, 2023
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oh shit strap

The handle in a car in witch you hang onto when someone is going extremely fast or doing something dangerous

Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.
Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.
by mie July 26, 2014
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shitting in cursive

The act of shitting in an uninterrupted, elegant, but continuous fashion. In the same manner of a person writing in cursive, with the pen not leaving the paper.
James: Martha, would you like to go on a date with me to the local diner tonight?

Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!
by Bearit90 October 30, 2023
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shit has had a shit

An extremely bad, disgusting smell that transcends the fetid odour of mere feces.
‘A septic tank drove past today, smelt like a shit has had a shit!’
by mids99 October 28, 2020
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THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF ME! Where as people are going out of their way to make it look like I'm shit for free....
Hym "Elon is a retarded fraud who pays people to make it look like he isn't shit and is rumored to have manufactured his 1# on the Diablo leaderboard (By paying someone to play for him) and got exposed while playing Path Of Exile 2."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
mugGet the Retarded Fraud Who Pays People To Make It Look Like He Isn't Shitmug.

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