A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.
Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
by Andos Hastos December 24, 2021
Get the Kindle Shitmug. Pacifica: you got so scared during that movie.
Tom: of course i did! It was terrifying! That movie scared the shit outta me!
Tom: of course i did! It was terrifying! That movie scared the shit outta me!
by I..like..donkey..dick.👍 July 11, 2023
Get the scared the shit outta memug. by tolo69 November 23, 2023
Get the boby shitmug. by Bigboyballin_ March 22, 2025
Get the Shit-LaTiermug. The act of taking a Shit Fit means that you repeatedly go to the restroom, take a shit, finish up, but then are required to go back to the restroom and repeat the Shit Fit Cycle.
Dude 1: *calls Dude 2*
Dude 2: "Hey, I can't talk now I'm having a shit fit."
Dude 1: "Ooops, my bad. I'll call you in a few cycles."
Dude 2: "Hey, I can't talk now I'm having a shit fit."
Dude 1: "Ooops, my bad. I'll call you in a few cycles."
by D. Showerhandel July 10, 2016
Get the shit fitmug. Beadle was surprised to find his pants filled with Shit Snot after farting by the office photocopier
by Howard Towers December 8, 2020
Get the Shit Snotmug. Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.
Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.
Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.
Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.
Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.
Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.
Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.
Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
by FALQA October 17, 2024
Get the Fuck Shit Taxmug.