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scratch your record

when a female masturbates, or a man masturbates a female. the motion of the two fingers resembles the dj scratching a record.
Me: Last night my girl and I got really worked up at the movies.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?

Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.

Friend: that's awesome bro.

Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.
by fredmacdonald September 9, 2014
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Calm your penis hole

When you get so angry that your penis hole starts to hurt. It's the act of trying to calm it.
Theo: ffs you prick you made penis hurt

Leo: calm your penis hole
by MADTINGHD October 7, 2016
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Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.
John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?
by Kuul June 21, 2020
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your moms ist

your friend: where were you?

you: in your moms ist.
by anonymous August 2, 2023
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Your nan

An insult you say when you r being harassed by a Male in fortnite. It is rather fitting to say this to your nan
Buld why you cranking them shit 90's on me. YOUR NAN!
by 2 pack July 3, 2020
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your mom

just something mean to say and fun for yourself in the act of roasting
by get_roasted_hard January 1, 2022
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Your hell

A saying that someone says to someone when they say something F*cked up or Twisted
Martin: Yo that disabled person got hot wheels
Kevin: Nah n*qqa your hell XD
by Phyzonic April 28, 2025
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