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shit vibe

noun

1. significant other who gives you a hard time whenever you just want to relax and do a bunch of low quality drugs with your moronic friends.

2. your girlfriend and/or wife.

adjective

1. general feelings of anxiety or being judged when loose as shit on a bunch of bad cocaine when surrounded by people you actually hate.

2. your girlfriend and/or wife's general behaviour.
"Man I was just trying to have several grams of cocaine and 34 beers with the boys on a Tuesday and my woman keeps calling and screaming about how I'm a piece of shit. For fuck's sake I can't do anything right. She's so controlling."

"Yeah man she's a shit vibe."
by blurmbo May 28, 2021
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shit coat

Caused by splash-back from diarrhea or loose bowel movements or inferior wiping by the male of the species.

Causes a coating of the underside of the balls with shit.
Tim: What's with Mike. Tina won't give him head anymore and he's cranky.

Bill: Well I heard he has a shit coat and she gags and pukes whenever she goes down on him from the smell of ass.
by PrinceGumby March 15, 2011
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Hot Girl Shit

Drinking water, setting healthy goals and boundaries and making sure you're well rested
Damn she can't come out tonight she's on that hot girl shit
by Dudefromaplace September 19, 2022
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Put that shit on

(PTSO)
1. When your outfit is drippy
2. When you have good rizz
3. When your dick game is fire / you can fuck good
1. “Your fit is heat, you really put that shit on today”
2. “I’m tryna get with that girl, im gonna put that shit on
3. “We was in the car, piped so good cause i can put that shit on”
by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023
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Catfish Shit Pipe

A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.
Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old catfish shit pipe last night. It straightend her right out!
by THE COON AND FREINDS November 12, 2020
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shitting ass

shitting in the butt crack without releasing it
dude i think he was just shitting ass

he just shat ass
by peenieweenies March 25, 2019
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shit

YOU.
whats shit
YOU.
by fiaebtag May 17, 2018
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