dirty smith and wesson

The act of shitting in a tub sock and hitting someone with it.

That fucker Fred hit me in the face with a dirty Smith and Wesson

by Bridgeportarico October 22, 2017

Dirty Vitor

When he goes down on her for hours.

Did you dirty Vitor her? Yes. I mean... it was Sonya!

by Swcs October 27, 2017

dirty sherly temple

The act in which one shits on a child while receiving oral sex from a consenting adult.

Guy: dude, things went a little wild last night, totally did the dirty sherly temple.

Guys friend: gross, where do you find a parent willing to allow their kid to participate in such things.

by BrickDavis October 28, 2017

Dirty Loogie

When you're eating a girl out and she queefs, blowing the previous guys semen in your face

Guy 1: "Why the fuck you punched my sister!?!"
Guy 2: "She hit me with a dirty loogie. Need I say more?"
Guy 1: "Hit her again."

by Loogey November 4, 2017

Dirty Macgyver

A dirty MacGyver is a man or woman who use everyday random house hold things and or knick knacks to masturbate with. Though a "dirty MacGyver" is not your every day run of the mill Tom or sally, while poor Tom or sally are stuck to the daily chore of Dick in the vacuum or or a cool cucumber in the vagina your "dirty MacGyver" is coming to the rescue with some far more creative masterpieces of the masturbation. See examples below

Kat is such a dirty MacGyver hear this. She made a dildo with a piece of bed post a pair of thongs two possiblythree rubberbands and a condom

"Schmidty. You are a dirty magyver man you'll use any thing to make a pocket pussy ie. Rubber ball (deflated), rubber bands (several), wallered out dildos the list goes on exersize equipment in combination of a container of your choosing. That's what's up"

by Pussyliquer November 4, 2017

Dirty Pinwheel

The Dirty Pinwheel is when you take one of those fidget spinners stick it up your ass and upon removing it, give it a spin so that the shit flies off of it.

My buddy's girlfriend left him after she got pink eye from the dirty pinwheel he gave her last week.

by AntToyProduction May 18, 2017

Doyle's Dirty Box

A box of mysterious treasures sourced from the darkest depths of Smullens island. It is said that a deal was done of the count of 3 to dip in said box. but most people just think its a wives tale. Will we ever know what truly lies in that dirty box?....who knows...I heard it stinks.

Definition:

Adam has his whole arm in "Dolye's Dirty Box".

"Doyle's Dirty Box" Stinks

by Charles Dormer May 30, 2017