the shits

1) Where you take a shit, and it turns out to be molten lava made of fecal matter.
2) When you have a really bad stomach ache, so you shit, but 10 minutes after it comes back and you shit again, and it repeats forever until your stomach finally settles.

Def. 1:
Guy 1: Goddamn, I had the shits so bad last night!
Guy 2: Shouldn't have eaten those jalapeno poppers man.
Def.2:
Guy: *sitting on toilet* FUCK! When will these shits go away?!

by blarghinatelazer April 12, 2015

The shit

Frankie who works night shift.

Who updated the shift report?

Frankie

Ya she's the shit.

by Ayyray2zer01 February 9, 2021

The Shit

Awesome, God-like, Beyond God-like. Almost at Chuck Norris status. Eg. The two guys in 'Sex Drive'.

Nerd: How do you get the confidence to hit on all these hot girls?
Guy: ...cos we're The Shit.

by Maddawg G August 9, 2009

the shit

something good

you are the shit

by Shwisqy October 12, 2023

took a shit

to take a shit is not to physically take someones shit; but rather a metaphorical statement used after pooping.

"bro i just took a shit"

by liquified11 April 16, 2023

That shit slaps!

That's awesome!

That mac n cheese is delicious. That shit slaps!

by Lauren that girl 135 July 18, 2020

bag of shit cunt

A bag of shit cunt is a bag of shit with a small pussy inside in other words a man that is full of crap and is PUSSY.

Andy told me that he isn't scared of paul but when paul went to his house to fight him andy hid !! What a bag of shit cunt !!

You bag of shit cunt !! Is an insult used to define how much 1person dislikes another by combining shit and cunt and putting into a bag !!

I hate that bitch so much she's such a fukingg ..... Bag of shit cunt

by INtheKNOW February 9, 2012