shit ribbon

A CERTIFIED Redneck word for toilet paper.

(Screams for Mom) Hey Momma, we're out of shit ribbon!
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed

by RedneckCertificationPresident May 12, 2015

shit faced

completely fucking dead, as in tired enough to choke on your own spit and willingly give up to be able to sleep right then and there

person: bro im so fucking shit faced im gonna collapse
bro: yeah person im literally not able to move my hands
person: bro *chokes on spit* im dead

by teurthrons January 12, 2023

Dog Shit decisions

Referring to a person making a very bad decision.
Just like dog shit.

Person 1: I decided to make my company go full AI!
Person 2: that's just some Dog Shit decisions.

by Buttergoblin2003 May 10, 2025

Piece of shit

It means a dumb hoe named Jacqueline.

Jacqueline is a piece of shit.

by Viridiana lopez March 21, 2020

shit

Shit is the majority of people including you.

I hate you, shit!

by I haaaaaate yooouuuuuuuu! May 6, 2023

bakers shit

a shit so thick and creamy it could fill a pastry bag and decorate a cake.

dude, I just took a 5 star bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

fucked up shit

Something that is worse than fucked up, Super, Super fucked up.

this Nokia phone is some fucked up shit!

by Gorgick Genie July 17, 2022