Make me my sandwich

Often used as a term you use on your wife or husband to assert your dominance or to just have them make you your sandwich

Make me my sandwich dammit or your fired

by CanIMakeMyLifeBetter October 18, 2019

My ass crack day

sniff yo ass crack in October 20

"yo it's my ass crack day, let me sniff yo ass"

by muíamor October 19, 2019

Out on my arse

Being kicked out of your home, left alone with no where to live, ie homeless

My mam has left me out on my arse

by Ambergumna6891 October 19, 2019

Crackfaced my teddy

Crackfaced my teddy : Lick my pussy
Suck my dick

1.Person: Ewww you look like a hoe
2.Person:Crackfaced my teddy,bitch!!!

by Big booty but not hoe October 19, 2019

Oh my gaw

When you need to say "Oh my God" without saying God's name in vain. It is a combination of the words "gazing in awe" as a description of what you're doing in the moment.

"Oh my gaw. Did you see him kiss that other girl?"
"Gurl, yes. That's so ratchet."

by tropical_aesthetic.11 October 21, 2019

fuck my ear

This means fuck my life.

Her: There was an accident.
Him: It’s not even winter yet.

Her: Fuck my ear.

by Dylwit October 23, 2019

Scan my papers

Fuck the living shit outta someone till they pass out

Moose: Ezra can I come to your house to scan my papers?

by R_@_N October 23, 2019