dirty meal

An unattractive girl or guy you call for quick sex and afterwards they make you a delicious meal. You may feel bad using them for sex, but the food is too good to leave them alone.

Guy 1: Did you end up getting dinner last night?
Guy 2: Yeah but it was such a dirty meal. Even when I gave her a good log I couldn't get her to shut up. But, damn her cake is so good.

by KickstandLover September 28, 2017

dirty glendale

A fart immediately after anal sex.

That bitch almost did a dirty Glendale on my nuts.

by Sasquatch 420 September 29, 2017

Dirty Tweety

To have a bird defecate on your face for sexual arousal, leaving the person with a moustache.

For advanced uses, some even use the birds feces as facial cream.

Alessia asked Jordan to hold her lovebird over her mouth so that it can poop on her lip. She got a Dirty Tweety.

by BeastialJohnson October 2, 2017

dirty horseshoe sandwich

A woman lays on her back with a man's dick between her tits while a group of men ejaculate all over her chest.

Tommy and Kelly had to take a shower after a dirty horseshoe sandwich with Tommy's BB buddies.

by WidowMaker71 October 5, 2017

Dirty Sombrero

Where a female shits on a male’s head and squishes a sombrero onto the shit covered head

The smell of poop remained in Jerome’s hair after his girlfriend performed a dirty sombrero on him

by Trtl4lyf October 8, 2017

Dirty LeBlanc

A person (usually male) who leeches off other people’s popularity or success, usually ending up getting gangraped by a bunch of men of African ethnicity on a dead end street. The men then proceed to skull-fuck the person until he/she suffer from immense brain damage due to them getting their head slammed on the cement curb (10-20 times consecutively.) The person then (tries to) endure a donkey punches from each member of the gang of black men with their face against the curb.

“Back in freshman year, there was a stupid kid leaching off of my popularity, so I called him a Dirty Leblanc.”

by donkeypunchingthots October 18, 2017

Dirty Dickin

(1) When your girlfriend, spouse or significant other is unfaithful and proceeds to sleep with other individuals

(2) Performing various acts of sodomy

“Let me tell you why you trippin, your girls been dirty dickin.”

“ Yo let’s ride this ATV together. Damn dude that’s dirty dickin”

by Tzanchan October 20, 2017