dick wiper

When you rip your dick off and wipe the cum off the whores face with it.

Fuck man did you see that guy use his dick wiper?

by Lerrroyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 12, 2015

Snow dick

The act of drawing a dick in the snow, usually either with one’s finger on the hood of a car or window, or for larger works by shuffling one’s feet along on a larger flat plane such as a field or yard. Similar to a snow angel, but cooler.

Johnny artfully whisked his finger through the powdery snow on the windshield of his neighbor’s Kia reveling in the reaction his snow dick was sure to elicit the following morning.

by Bobahotep July 14, 2023

Dick Beavis

A stupid fuck, Goofy asshole, or a ridiculously down bad clown, a real slog of a person to be around.

Guy1: Damn! did you see that? Jeff just knocked over Taye and Maya's wedding cake, all over the Ground!
Guy 2: Damn bro must be jealous or sumthin.
Guy1: Yeah dude ass a Dick Beavis fr
Guy2: nah fr fuckin retard smh.

by Yung Jayo R. October 14, 2023

dick pic

a pic of ur big ass horse cock to someone. mostly to ur grandma to show how u have grown over the years. Most of the thime to a girl but if u are gay then to a boy. also can be sent to teacher for extra credit

i just sent a dick pic to mrs sanchez and she gave me a 100 on my qiuz and sucked it after class

by anonymous May 1, 2023

Urb Dict Dick

Someone obsessed with inventing and posting pointless words and phrases to Urban Dictionary.

Henry proved he is a genuine Urb Dict Dick when he posted his fiftieth entry to Urban Dictionary.

by Duraiken August 21, 2022

Dick Rider

Someone who refuses to get off your dick, and mind their own business. They live to ride you.

He didn’t know who he was dick riding.
Youssef is such a dick rider, like calm down.

by Mrfreshbigmac May 7, 2024

Dick helicopter

A gay Intercourse With another man , (it’s a gay sex position)

Oi Fred wanna do the dick helicopter tonight

by Your bobaoom stick is gay November 4, 2018