Kiss my foot

A more polite version of "kiss my ass."

Friend: "He said you were too mean to him."

Me: "Well, he can respectfully kiss my foot. I said what I said."

by Willbbackup July 4, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

my life

the saddest fucking thing you'll ever hear :")

story of my life, basically-

by inksquiddo September 1, 2021

if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock”
“Yes daddy”
HAAHAA

by gauda slay August 25, 2023

Yoinking my Schploink

The wacky way to describe jerking your meat.

Fred: Why didn't you come with us to the party?
Bob: I was too busy yoinking my schploink.

by Skipdawg3000 July 8, 2023

derk my shmerk

A phrase used by the YouTuber Togi which means suicide

Damn, hopping on Tren is making me wanna derk my shmerk!

Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now

by astro648 July 5, 2024

you my ball

A slang term meaning “you’re my girl” or “you’re mine.” It’s based on basketball lingo—when you’ve got the ball, it’s yours. In the same way, calling someone “my ball” means they’re with you. If you lose the ball, someone else might have it now, and that person isn’t yours anymore.

“She was my ball, but I fumbled. Now he got the ball.”
“You know you my ball, right? I’m not letting nobody else take you.”

by anonymous May 29, 2025