Your mother

A fat cow

Guy 1: Bro, is that Your Mother over there?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: She is fat as hell!

by Gage April 8, 2022

Respect your Women Day

Men have to cook, clean and watch the kids while mom drinks.

Man- sorry, can't go out tonight, it's Respect your Women day... I'm cleaning and cooking so my women can get wasted.

by Jamjen March 27, 2017

your shipment of fail has arrived

a reaction to a bad meme

your shipment of fail has arrived.

by catsrulesomuch February 2, 2020

Kiss your friend

On October 30 You have to kiss your friend (doesn’t matter if it’s a boy or girl) and tell them why love them ....or just tell them you u kiss them (kiss them on the cheek)

Friend: “why you kiss me in the cheek for?”
Me: “because I love you and you are one of a kind”
Kiss your friend day

by I’m so freaking lonely October 19, 2019

your mom

The gayest thing in the world.

A comeback to any insult. Call their mom what they call you.

Friend: Hey, look, he's wearing Speedos!
Asshole: Isn't that your mom, as she matches that attire?

by PartyCrasher547 October 9, 2022

I'll have your head

A threat basically meaning that the recipient is in very serious trouble if certain conditions are met.

If I find out you're lying to me, then by God, I'll have your head!

by Stupidly Sophisticated December 16, 2020

Get your down on the floor

Something a crazy person next to you would say, not like they're telling you to, their probably drunk and just want you to get groovy with it, make 'em laugh or somethin' Maybe the bus travelers would tip you for getting down on the floor! I'd listen to "Crab Rave" before getting down in front of about 30 people Lmao because I want to be doing something a stranger told me to do so

`My dad told me to "Get your down on the floor" and I got pregnant`

by Taylor x Fanfiction (Opinions) February 28, 2020