Dumbass shit

When you lose to the Phenix suns 108-110 you utter these carefully placed word's after you have kicked a rubbish bin and all the content's spill out

The cavaliers have 10 seconds down 108-110!

LeBron shoots a 3.. oh it's no good !! It bounced off the rim!!! That's game!!

A few moments later: LeBron James walking into the team tunnel

Poor little rubbish bin: (LeBron James walks behind it and it gets kicked by lebron James as all the content's spill all over the place

LeBron: DUMBASS SHIT!! (LeBron James keeps walking walking

by Mimijojo March 2, 2023

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shit-day slalom

(noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.

Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.

by Holly M S February 15, 2012

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Shit pasting

The act of using fecal matter as a glue like substance for crafting.

Grandma jane and I were Shit pasting a nice new bird house for the yard yesterday when i visited.

by Lemureslayer November 23, 2020

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shit witness

To be exposed unknowingly and unwillingly to the act of another individual defecating in a public area.

Did that man just take a shit in someone's front yard??? If you saw what I just saw, you have just become a fellow Shit Witness! For counseling please contact 1-800-SHI-TWIT or attend your local ShitWit Anonymouis meeting.

by Psycho Whiteboy,V.V. June 3, 2012

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