bubble gum toothpaste

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT USE THIS. IT WILL MAKE YOUR LIPS SWELL BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO IT

“Hey mom, my lips feel funny after the bubble gum toothpaste”

“Okay son, just keep using it”

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020

Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

Reciprocal oral shenanigans between two or more consenting adults.

Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.

Which one?

When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.

Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.

by weavehole December 29, 2020

Cleaning the Toothpaste Cap

Having imminent diarrhea that is held in by previously formed solid feces within the bowel tract. Upon pushing out the solid mass, diarrhea follows with ease.

After trying all the laxities on the market I tried some liquid magnesium and was very shortly cleaning the toothpaste cap.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

The Transylvanian Toothpick

Whenever a male proceeds to place a piece of string/hemp wick inside of their urethra.

The unethical form of punishment in which one is subject to a foreign object right up the urethra. I mean right up there man.

Vlad the Impaler was a common user of the Transylvanian Toothpick. Ouch.

by Medidichi April 1, 2021

i eat toothpasteVEEVO#6969

person who was witnessed someone piss themselved in a restaurant

they are also a smart fella AND fart smella

"i eat toothpasteVEEVO#6969 spells BAD"
"i agree"

by jamie or jack idk September 9, 2021

good on the tooth

Loves food

He enjoys his food. He’s good on the tooth.

by Fun word fan May 10, 2023

eye for a tooth

Much like "Eye for an eye tooth for a tooth" they both deal with the idea of a punishment being equal to what the offender did. However, this differs in that it represents the idea of getting back in a manner equal in magnitude to the victim by any other means necessary, often in a more severe manner.

Person 1: "those goofy ah mfs from across the block jumped me last night bruh"
Person 2: "eye for a tooth lets fuck em up"
Person 1: "bet say less imma grab u in 20"

by uuma May 28, 2023