toilet wafting

When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.

I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.

by SouthJaw July 13, 2012

skibidi toilet

A web series on YouTube created by DaFuq? Boom! It contains toilets with heads sticking out of it fighting in a city with another team. It’s taken a meaning of a “brainrot” word that children use as a filler word, sometimes being used as bad or good, while also still sometimes talking about the series.

bro that movie was so skibidi! (good)
bro that movie was skibidi ash. (bad)
did you see the new episode of skibidi toilet?

by anonymous April 29, 2025

Skibidi Toilet

Fucking stupid dead meme. Fucking stupid song to go with it :(

I am so disappointed with the new generation.

skibidi toilet. skibidi skibidi toilet

by Instagram: gripper_snipper :) December 8, 2023

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

Toilet Treat

peeing and then pooping in someone’s mouth and then slapping the person’s face to “flush”

Dawg, I hope she lets me leave her a toilet treat tonight!

by ofcimsober June 24, 2020

toilet seat warmer

A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".

Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

be the toilet

Words of wisdom once uttered during a meeting.

The toilet is a great example of quality in engineering, because it has reached a level of quality where we generally take it for granted. Be the toilet

by mcsomeone April 7, 2021