flappy mud flaps

Flappy mud flaps is when a females vagina lips are so lose and the hang we can use them as mud flaps the flap in the wind

Those lips are so lose and flappy you could use them for 1 of 3 to things

1. Mud flaps
2. Blanket

3 a cape to fly away in the wind

4 flappy mud flaps

by Mud flap makers March 6, 2022

alabama mud fart

When fucking your cousin in the ass in the back of your Ford f250 and she let's a fart slip and it tickles your balls

I was giving my cousin an alabama mud fart last night and he giggled

by TheBodangles March 13, 2023

Minnesota mud flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Minnesota mud flap

by Thor2021 January 21, 2022

chocolate mud puppies

one or more quality poops, sometimes messy but not necessarily foul in stench

*Derek shitting in the bathroom*
Andrew- Derek, what the hell are you doing in there?!

Derek- shut up, I'm making some chocolate mud puppies here!

by Dhouse November 2, 2015

Kansas Mud slide

The act of eating a woman's ass while she has diarrhea then she shits on your face

Did you see that??? Kevin was eating her ass and she gave him the Kansas Mud slide... what a nasty fucker

by Bbwtittylover April 3, 2022

Rusty Mud Shovel

When a woman purposefully holds a bowel movement until her menstruation period. She then let's her boyfriend have vaginal sex, but quickly moves to anal (as to not lose any blood aka rust) and tries to dig a hole into her impacted feces.

Jerry Springer: My wife hasn't shit in almost a month, man.
Steve Wilkos: Well then she's almost due for rusty Mud shovel, huh?

by Flowerssmellgood October 15, 2020

Timothy The Mud Hippo

A little hippo from Guyana that was born from a male who mated with a female hippopotamus. Timothy is a scrumptious, muddy hippo with his nibbly nose, luscious lips and caramelized butt cheeks. He loves food especially fried chicken from KFC. He is smooth with the ladies and is a sweetmon.

Timothy the mud hippo loves his daddy tyrone.

Timothy the mud hippo watches the Simpsons all day long.

Timothy ate all of the fried rice and chowmein.

by TheSackAttack May 30, 2020