High Bunch of Five

The act of tricking an annoying person mid-high five by making a fist and connecting with their nose instead of their awaiting hand and making it look like an accident.

A High Bunch of Five is a response to someone who constantly raises their hand in your face in anticipation of a high-five and gushes metaphorically: "Gosh - aren't i brilliant and clever?"

Should be followed with a remorsful looking 'Whoops! How did that happen?' expression.

by IAmRubytuesday February 18, 2009
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five and a half pack

when someone has abs that are slightly slanted or uneven, appearing as if half an ab is missing
never make fun of someone for having a five and a half pack.

1. they will endlessly venture for their missing and elusive half-ab, ultimately leading to their demise

2. They still have five and a half more abs than you
by cheetaela October 24, 2013
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Five Minute Game

When someone in the room starts talking about something people were just talking about and "Starts over" the conversation, they win. It is bad to win
Joe: Did you hear about that guy who just climbed everst?
Jim: Yeah he was so cool
Within 5 minutes later
Fred: Hey did you guys hear about the dude who just climbed everest
Jim: Dude we just said that and you were right there
Joe: YOU JUST WON THE FIVE MINUTE GAME!!!
by wordya January 20, 2011
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Five-Finger Reckoning

When counting from one to five does not give you the results you want... the five fingers turn into a fist, that is then shoved up the ass, to the elbow.
Jason: I’ll get off Facebook in a minute

Adrienne: One
Jason: Give me just a...

Adrienne: Two, three, four...
Jason: Damn it woman...
Adrienne: Five... Trigger pulled... Five-Finger Reckoning... time to feel my elbow.
by Adrienne Adele October 15, 2019
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five finger fallout

That bleak empty feeling of guilt after masturbating.
Particularly after masturbating to obscene pornographic images or images resembling family members
That porn seemed really good until I finished & the five finger fallout came over me.

Sometimes I wish I could enjoy bestiality without the five finger fallout.
by ted61318 October 13, 2009
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Stage Five Cling

An over attached obsessed crazy bitch (no offense lady's but it is usually is a girl).
Dylan's girlfriend is such a stage five cling that when she calls we have to hang up on her as part of the parents rules.
by J3ll3y April 26, 2011
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i got five on it

I'll give you five bucks for that shit.
Motherfucker I got five on the twenty sack.
by Nick D February 08, 2003
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