cream pie whisker

A guy who fucks a girl - who's a total cum bag - and believes her multiple cream pie means he's already busted a nut or she's wet for him.

I don't believe you've done 'er! She's just fucked some dudes next block... Oh, man! You're a total Cream Pie Whisker!

by smbello July 30, 2009

Cream of Vegetable Soup

When multiple disabled persons partake in anal intercourse and deposite in said hole.

Man1: I had Cream of Vegetable Soup last night.
Man2: There has to be a use for these people.

by Spazmax October 4, 2009

ice cream shopped

When a child has done something the parrent percieves as wrong. At that exact moment the parents or grandparents then tell the child that they were planning on a surprise trip to the ice cream shop. They then reveal that since the child was doing something wrong, that the child is no longer alowed to go to said ice cream shop. Now as an adult with some higher reasoning ability onc can see that the child did not have a chance in hell of going to that ice cream shop.

Tom's mother: Sorry Tom, we were going to go to buy your favorite candy, but since you broke the lamp you can't go now.
Tom's older brother: Tom, you were just ice cream shopped! Don't listen to her you were never going to go get candy, you

In this instance the kid just got ice cream shopped and the parrent was being a bitch

by Bract November 5, 2011

Dairy cream faggot

A Dairy Cream Faggot is a male that hangs out in the the outdoor bathrooms of the local Dairy Cream, looking to give other men Oral pleasure or take it in the ass like a champ. Usually named Darin with an I.

Hey man I went to Rock a piss outside and that Dairy Cream Faggot Darin tried to give me a reach around

by Rockman50000 January 3, 2017

Ice Cream Sandwich

While doing a chubby female in missionary, you pull a fat flab open, and nut in it.

Tom : "Yea, she dumped me after I pulled an ice cream sandwich on her.

by TheMadNecro October 21, 2017

pink ice cream

When you enter a vagina or anus with your penis and it immediately goes flaccid.

We tried to have sex but I must have been too drunk because I ended up getting a pink ice cream.

by gtaytay January 19, 2014

Cream Cheese Fingers

When you finger someone’s pussy and the cum is thick, white and all over your fingers. Sometimes it can smell cheesy.

Bobby: I fingered Meghan yesterday and I made her so horny that I got cream cheese fingers
Billy: That’s awesome did you eat it with lox

by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018