“Girl on a boat” on Instagram is basically a young, decent-looking woman—could be a student, could just be naturally attractive—posting pics on a yacht or whatever with some unseen rich guy. Sometimes he’s older, sometimes he’s just loaded and dull. But definitely loaded as he owns a boat.
Girl on the boat says ‘Look at me, living the fancy life, floating around with someone else’s money.’ 'I am on a boat and you are not.'
by lohgfd October 26, 2025
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Luca:”guys trust me I know boats(draws a boat)”
Teacher:”guys I don’t want you to draw boats”
Luca:”dang it”
Teacher:”guys I don’t want you to draw boats”
Luca:”dang it”
by Jelks6767 November 16, 2025
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Bob is on the tip of the boat controlling the trolling motor.
John is in the back.
Bob will catch more fish than John.
Bob is on the tip of the boat controlling the trolling motor.
John is in the back.
Bob will catch more fish than John.
by Phylosofist November 25, 2025
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Tim was gravy boated and didn’t even know it until he felt something dripping down his hip and turned the lights on.
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