Pulling A Keegan

When you masterbate in the shower while your spouse is home.

"Dude, you idiot, you got caught pulling a keegan?"

by bigbuckhunna January 11, 2021

Pulling a Khalu

One who is profoundly unimpressed by Shezam.

I tired to show him how awesome Shezam was by having it recognize some obscure Autechre, but he was pulling a Khalu. Meh.

by meeglosh January 01, 2020

Pull a Borden

A man named Borden who consistently drops by and leaves Canary killers and massive shits

Dude I just pull a Borden at James's house!

by Holly berg August 22, 2011

pull a plumb

When the removal of a penis or other phallic item from the anus brings with it a rather substantial amount of fecal matter, usually coating the tip or head, that insertive device is said to have pulled a plumb.

Our date was going well up until I happened to pull a plumb, and to make things worse the smell didn't hit my nose until after my dick hit the new satin sheets.

by EssTeeDee December 31, 2015

Pulling A Mahony

When transiting from point A to point B, one becomes overwhelmed with the need to urinate, and does so wherever one happens to be

"I was driving in to work this morning and ended up Pulling A Mahony half way there"

by Wolfpack Tuck September 23, 2011

Pull a Julian

To inhale food and then demand money

"Julian! Pull a Julian!"

by #s r = 2 letters August 05, 2017

pulled a jessie

When a younger or weaker person slaps an older or stronger person unexpectedly in the face

When my sister accused me of cheating in monopoly, I pulled a jessie and put her in her place

by Tmores December 27, 2016