To imbibe, mass quantities of alcohol leading to ones most awesomeness, and or most epic night ever, like beating a volvo, or elbow dropping a bush, pukeing in a fake tree in a bar in a foregn country
Person A: dude, did you see brandon?
Person B: no, why?
Person A:he was so webb-faced
or
That guy killed a secret service agent with his dick. He was so Webb-faced
Person B: no, why?
Person A:he was so webb-faced
or
That guy killed a secret service agent with his dick. He was so Webb-faced
by webbsaw May 20, 2011
Get the Webb-Facedmug. by Light Joker June 21, 2005
Get the poker facemug. A sad face is an expression used in electronic communication such as texting and emails to convey an emotion without using an emoticon. Nevertheless, caution should be used when interpreting this term due to wide range of emotions that may be attached to it. It could mean "sad face" as in "I pouted for half a second" or it could mean "sad face" as in "I'm broken hearted beyond belief." "Sad face" is tied with "I am" for the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
He thought she was joking when she texted him "Sad face" but then she threw herself off of a cliff and he always blamed himself for her suicide.
by Nightofultimatefrisbee August 12, 2009
Get the Sad Facemug. Someone who has two faces or parts to their personality. Like they'll be all nice to you one second and when you're gone start talking about you behind your back.
Mary: Oh my gosh! Hey Laura!
Laura: Heyy!
Mary: You look so cute today!
Laura: Thx. :)
Mary: Well see you later hun!
Laura: Bye Mary!
*once Laura is gone*
Mary: Ugh, I'm tired of that two-faced bitch.
Stephanie: I know right?
Laura: Heyy!
Mary: You look so cute today!
Laura: Thx. :)
Mary: Well see you later hun!
Laura: Bye Mary!
*once Laura is gone*
Mary: Ugh, I'm tired of that two-faced bitch.
Stephanie: I know right?
by The Hit September 8, 2009
Get the two-facedmug. Ex. 1 - A crotch face is a person born with a strange physical retardation. In this case, Their Genitals are in place of their face, and face in place of genitals.
These are the only retards you are allowed to laugh at, but they are extremely rare, only one is born every year and they do not like to come out of their homes.
Ex. 2 - A general insult for a person being a dick. Can also be used when others are using genital size as insult.
See also Dickhead,Arse Face
These are the only retards you are allowed to laugh at, but they are extremely rare, only one is born every year and they do not like to come out of their homes.
Ex. 2 - A general insult for a person being a dick. Can also be used when others are using genital size as insult.
See also Dickhead,Arse Face
Gayass: Hey Your Dick Is So small you need a microscope.
Other Guy: At Least Im Not A Crotch face like you
Other Guy: At Least Im Not A Crotch face like you
by ChrisMaBiss April 6, 2009
Get the Crotch Facemug. 1 - "Oi! Face ache! Get your arse over here!"
2 - "Ow! He hit me really hard and now I have face ache!"
2 - "Ow! He hit me really hard and now I have face ache!"
by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006
Get the face achemug. When someone squints their eyes, light their head up, either has their hand over or on their lips OR their mouths are puckered/open.
You gunna hit em' with that lightskin face. Eww that boy doin the lightskin face... He aint even that cute.
by MixedGirl27 April 18, 2018
Get the lightskin facemug.