Bone apple tea

When the food is mad good or some shit and you don't speak croissant or french poodle or some weird shit and you an american chicken lover so you just say bone apple tea

Shit my nigga, your food is mad good can you hook me up with some more of that shit
The man that made the food mad good: Bone ApplE TEa nIgGA

by MayaWhoo December 16, 2016

tea time

when a woman experiences sexual arousal, provoked or unwarranted.

Oh god, when he flicked my bean I got immediate tea time!

by hawt&dayyyyyngerous February 18, 2011

Nigerian Tea Bag

Receiving oral sex immediately after going for a long run, usually on an extremely hot day.

-"Part of my preperation for the Olympics is going on a 5k then getting a Nigeran Tea Bag from your girlfriend."

-"Damn my balls are hot and stanky, how about you give me a Nigerian Tea Bag."

by Marathon Man June 11, 2006

Spook My Tea

To put someone on front street or reveal someones personal business in a mistakenly, spiteful or shady way. A person whos tea has been "spooked" Is now exsposed. Used mainly in the gay community.

Convo1... (between two gay ppl)

Peachez: "I finally get my Mercedes Monday"
Star: "You don't even have a job whore"
Peachez: "Bitch don't try to spook my tea"

Read for filth spook my tea

by Jazzo3 October 13, 2011

Tappahannock Tea Party

An extremely complicated and thorough procedure which is generally used for entertainment purposes in Virginia. First, one (male) shaves his anal and grundle hairs into a glass of hot, steaming water. The perp then takes said glass, throws it in the face of a woman, preferably a hooker, which temporarily blinds her. As she is screaming in pain, covered in pube shavings, the glass must be broken on her head. The resulting mixture of trimmings, blood, spit, and broken spirit is "Tappahannock Tea".

Ryzza: Is she from out of town?

Teesge: Yea I think so. She's pretty cute.

Ryzza: Lets get the van and give her a Tappahannock Tea Party under the bridge.

Teesge: Let me finish my Zima.

by Binkieman777 October 10, 2007

tea dumping psychos

One of the many colourful slang terms that the British have for Americans.

"The damn tea dumping psychos! Five-thousand-pounds worth of tea thrown right off the bloody ships! The bloody crates are all completley soaked through, making the tea totally unfit for drinking. Even for Americans."

by Carl J. Maltese April 1, 2007

arkansas sweet tea

have V1 lay on you his/her back w/ their mouth open. v2 pours sweet N low in v1's mouth and proceeds to pee in v1's mouth

My wife and i were camping the other night and we ran out of water. being the true gentleman that i am, i gave her an arkansas sweet tea to quench her thirst.

by SIMMONZ April 27, 2009