dick wiping thing

When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.

"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."

by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016

Thrown things at

My tired friend said this at 5:00 am

I’ve been hit I’ve been thrown things at

by Appolyon122 December 31, 2021

thing that isnt a mug

Look down, I broke the 4th wall.

Hey, it's not a mug... is someone talking to me?

Help- Get the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm mug.

Thing that isnt a mug.

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ September 6, 2023

underdesk keyboard pull out thing

the thing under your desk that you can pull out for your keyboard

I don't have enough place on my desk, i need an underdesk keyboard pull out thing

by NotMrJunior June 9, 2018

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Shore thing

Used as alternative to "sure thing" , "ok", "cool", " thanks"

A says: "Can you please pass a message to your peers...."

B replies: "Shore thing"

by DON Mikey November 29, 2021

The jacket thing

When a guy takes off his jacket in the cold and gives it to a girl. Normally done by the guy to show that he cares about / likes the girl.

Amelia: How did your first date go?
Thomas: It was perfect imo. I even did the jacket thing!
Amelia: Awwwwww!

by General Tom October 21, 2019