Snapping turtle style 

It’s like doggy style, except you place your partners head close to the wall or headboard and push them gently against it until their head pushes into their shoulders. Then pull them towards you and thrust into them fiercely so their heads pop out like a snapping turtle then repeat the process as necessary.

I came home last night and kept hearing thumps on the walls every few seconds. My roommate must be trying out the snapping turtle style.

Snapping turtle style by Juicemn99 November 25, 2020

dalgom_turtle_rabbit 

dalgom_turtle_rabbit is a kpop fan page on tiktok, a social media platform, who mostly posts about kpop groups such as BLACKPINK and BTS.

dalgom_turtle_rabbit has good content

dalgom_turtle_rabbit by DalgomTurtleRabbit December 20, 2020

Treason Turtle 

A type of deformed and geriatric turtle that hates democracy, giving to the poor, and america, but is loyal to russia and putin. It is also usually loyal to the treason weasel, but has been witnessed fighting with it. It i believed to have been created from some mutated scum and piss on the floor of a random bathroom inside the kremlin. It is extremely evil and dangerous and should be killed on sight.

We need to destroy the fucking treason turtle!

Treason Turtle by ilovedemocracy January 3, 2021

chocolate turtle 

1 A chocolate treat made with pecan and caramel, shaped to resemble a turtle.

2 When someone who has eaten lots of nuts lays a log, which has lots of half-digested nuts in it. Can include peanuts, pecans, almonds and more. Then the nuts are picked out of the turd and eaten.

1 Where are the chocolate turtles, where are they (from office)

2 Yesterday I ate lots of peanuts so when I went number-2 I picked out all the peanuts. Chocolate turtle. Delicious!

chocolate turtle by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021

Roasted Turtle 

When a guy eats a spicy food and then picks your 🍑

Man I didn’t know I was gonna get a roasted turtle last night.. that burnt my bum

Roasted Turtle by RTheavyflow June 29, 2021

Awkward turtle 

The appearance of micropenis on an especially obese male. It looks like a turtle that is too socially awkward to come out of its shell.

I saw an awkward turtle in the locker room. Made me feel a lot better about myself.

Awkward turtle by Wandering_Hammer August 1, 2021

duck turtle duck 

The shapes your hand needs to make when fisting. Enter with duck 🤏🏼 Pound with Turtle 🤛🏼 Exit with duck 🤏🏼

She was tight so I used the duck turtle duck technique to fist her.

duck turtle duck by Not-Nikki November 5, 2021