Special buys stiffy

When your penis becomes erect while shopping at Aldi

Hey Scott, why are you hiding behind the shopping trolley? Have you got a special buys stiffy ?

by Fat Sticks August 1, 2023

Passenger Seat Special

When you are driving a vehicle, and the passenger pays you with a fucking blowjob.

Liz is such a whore, I heard she gave Phoenix the passenger seat special that one day.

by bigcockmonster69 August 19, 2015

business man special

Sex over lunch

I went over to Allison's for a business man special.

by Redtigershark January 17, 2018

Chesapeake Bay Special

(n) Getting stung on the genitalia by a moon jelly in the Chesapeake Bay, particularly during the part of the year when the water temperature is both ideal for swimming and millions of jellyfish everywhere. Can be either accidental or intentional (as a kink).

Are you sure you want to go skinny dipping right now? Look at all those jellyfish!
Yeah... I like a bit of pain and I'm trying to get a Chesapeake Bay Special.

by ChesapeakeBaySailor January 13, 2023

Fresh Fish Special

Haircut given to new prisoners.

Plenty fur hits the floor when Rod Blagojevich gets the fresh fish special.

by freewill December 16, 2011

Toilet bowl special

When a female performes oral sex while using the toilet

She gave me the toilet bowl special last night at the party!

by Dyldylbaby September 6, 2013

Trout Lake Special

When you pop some Psilocybin, and bang your cousin.

Bro, did you hear she pulled a Trout Lake Special at the reunion last week?

by Wickedwarlockoftheeast6969 December 2, 2020