by dildowheeler923 May 31, 2018
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by Tsun Berry August 31, 2011
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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 8, 2025
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I See the poor old dears that own the local post office and petrol station have started a takeaway out their side window. They're skinning a Turd as they won't get anymore customers....
by Lordlucan November 28, 2024
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by Nerdboy1982! August 2, 2022
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Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.
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Girl: oh no.
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