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metro sexual 

1) a metrosexual is a guy who may be easily mistaken for a fag because the only difference between the two mistakes of human nature are found in the bedroom. where is hitler when you need him?

2) a male who wants the attention that a queer gets for being 'unique' and 'fun to go shopping with' without going the whole nine yards and shlobbin a few knobs.

3) a colon crusader who hasn't come to terms with him wanting to stick his prick in other men's buttholes because he got beat by his mom... seriously what guy gets beat by his mom, such a pussy
all you faggots(male) who posted positive/sensitive definitions. you are either collaborators of the kind or one of them yourself.

hey dad im a metro sexual now! your a gahd damn vagina, now shut the hell up,throw away your shitty poetry, stop listening to your pussy dashboard confessionals, take off your makeup, stop putting on your sisters panty hose and stop pretending to be a fag.
metro sexual by poseidon's kiss April 13, 2006

cinco-sexual 

Adj- When a person has sex with:
1. Male
2. Female
3. Animals
4. Objects
5. Nature
Person 1 - Dude look at that queer.

Person 2- Thats not a queer thats a cinco-sexual

Person 1- How do you know?

Person 2 - She just 5 way made out with a tree, grandpa, stripper, watch, and a yorkie.

Person 1 - Dayyyuuuum!

inde-sexual 

Being sexually attracted to one self (does not exclude or include any other sexuality)
What sexuality are you?
I like to please myself so I'm Inde-Sexual.
inde-sexual by Hazel Baee May 4, 2014

objectual sexual 

I found a tennis ball on the streets and eventually married it, so that makes me an objectual sexual.

Emo-sexual 

A person who is attracted to anything that would get them attention.
Did you hear about that emo-sexual girl? She fucked a toaster.
Emo-sexual by Gclance June 24, 2016

Chandelier-sexual

We use this for the people who prefers chandeliers or sex with chandeliers.
Gréti - Wow, what a girl!
Domonkos - I'm chandelier-sexual, I'm not interested in girls