purple bologna 

"Purple bologna" is a staple in the amazing Random Teen Movement. For full effect: When conversation becomes boring, dead, too technical, confusing, or hard to understand, simply yell 'PURPLE BOLOGNA'!!!! Guarenteed to start a new train of thought.

Prep: "And she was like OMG I will NOT go out with you. You went out with Jessica and, like, OMG that's nasty."
ME: PURPLE BOLOGNA DAMMIT. PURPLE BOLOGNA
Confused Prep: "Whaaaa?"

purple bologna by XRazorBladeX January 27, 2009

purple beef heart 

you will notice this upon wanking and spaffing 3 times within 10 minutes whilst watching the 10 minute porn freeview. only works whilst in your teens.

holy shit shirley, you so hot. i think my captain purple beef heart is gonna explode.

purple beef heart by captain face head September 25, 2010

Purple Turkey

When a woman strangles a man's penis and then he slaps her in the face with it

Tim: "Hey man what did you get up to on the weekend?"
Man: "I went over to Cindy's house and we did the Purple Turkey
Tim: "Oh nice!"

Purple Turkey by rosk August 5, 2014

Purple Rain 

Hot steamy post handjob ejaculate from an erect purple-headed male member.

Whoa, that purple rain was hot on my forearm!

Purple Rain by 2ndAct November 5, 2018

purple tiger 

An African-American policeman, whose skin is so dark that it seems purple, allowing him to betray even other black people. Purple tigers are known to appear when tripping balls and/or when watching Walker Texas Ranger. Also a term used to describe purple marijuana.

"PURPLE TIGER!"
"What?"
"Huh?"
"Stop trying to bug me out, faggot"

purple tiger by Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos September 10, 2008

purple drank 

Arizona Grapeade is the drink that not only satisfys, but is quenches your thirst at the same time. Its not an enegy drink, but rather lemonade and grape. Other popular kinds are arnold palmer, and the tea ones but i dont like tea. They are still good, not dissin.

A good way to enjoy the Grapeade drink may include;

1. Smoking a blunt.
2. Taking a shit.
3. Driving to work.
4. Having sex.
5. Playing Call of Duty.

6. Rock climbing.

Austin: Ayyyeee dude i got this blunt right here, but i know we finna get cottonchops up the ying! what we gon' do, SHIT?!

-Dude: Dont worry about it, i got me some purple drank nigga, its all good in the hood.
-Jeff: I like lemonade, but i like grape juice as well.. why does this gotta be so damn complicated!

Clerk: If you look down on the bottom there you'll see the Arizona Grapeade that it is a combination of the two. It's pretty good sir, I'd reccomend it.
Jeff: (after he buys it) Thanks man this is just so delightful and tastefull!!

purple drank by hippieskinhead March 27, 2011

purple flag 

It means to be gay or homesexual

Half the people on myspace are purple flags

purple flag by Sally Franklin September 23, 2006