Pot Cereal

Pot Cereal is a food that you make because nothing matters. The recipe is as follows:
-At least two different bland cereals
-Some granola
-Dried fruit
-Other(whatever you want, really)
Mix together in a large pot using a wooden spoon and then transfer to a large plastic bag for storage. Add milk of any variety(and sugar if desired) while serving.

"I'm making Pot Cereal at 11:59 at night because nothing matters."

by Voidheart December 8, 2020

Pot Fairy

The lady whom occasionally makes edibles like brownies containing home grown indica.
She will contact you out of the blue to say that there is a new batch ready, if you want some.

The Pot Fairy is calling!

by Billy-Soo December 15, 2020

boiling tea pot

Gargling of the ball sack when tea bagging

“The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”

“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”

by ToniToni-monsta December 18, 2020

boiling tea pot

Gargling of the ball sack when tea bagging

“The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”

“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”

by ToniToni-monsta December 18, 2020

Pot of Gold

When one urinates while lying flat on one's back, relating a wee wee rainbow, ending in one's mouth - the pot of gold.

Got so maggot last night I fell over and pot of gold'd myself.

by Captain Numbers 123456789 December 21, 2020

squat pot

Another way of saying squat toilet. Pooping in them is always an adventure, if you fail to aim, you could shit all over your shoes.

I’m gonna go use the squat pot.

by curlypoo December 25, 2020

Squabble Pot

When the news or other sources have articles or arguments over pot.

If you look up these words in Google, you get a bunch of articles about people squabbling over pot.
Man reading news: They're in a squabble pot again!

by SugaryRaine January 7, 2021