Samurai Pirate

Both a Pirate and a Samurai. The best sword fighters of all, demi gods of the see and masters of life, death and boshido.

Ninjas hate them... but secretly envy them.

Samurai Pirate is the literal translation of 'legend!'

On a beach.

Ninja - "What's far off in the distance?"
Random Elvish Woman - "Do my elvish eye's deceive me? it's a Samurai Pirate."
Samurai Pirate - "Now i'm behind you!"
Ninja - (wets ninjutsu uniform)

by The Wolf000 July 31, 2011

Butt Pirate

2/3 cup of Four Loco and 1/3 cup of Rum. Tastes like ass mixed with rum. Thus, the butt pirate.

"Fuck, what should we call four loco mixed with rum?"

"Well four loco tastes like ass..how about butt pirate?"

by Dacon November 9, 2012

Mad pirate

A mad pirate is when you cum shot a girl in an eye and then kick her in the shin and then run away so she is limping after you with one eye.

Kayla was a very mad pirate last night.

by Bubbleblower123 May 16, 2016

parking lot pirate

a person always in the parking lot, begging for money, cigarettes, and rides to store...

hey be careful, i saw a parking lot pirate outside put up your valuables .

by dirtyent2007 November 12, 2010

loyal-cock-pirate

a person who wishes to give sex to an idol or alpha male/pack leader.
he often finds himself kissing up to the idol.
He will constantly change around the idol, and then instantly turns asshole around others

wow check that guy... hes such a loyal-cock-pirate to the popular ones

by the turtle blob November 19, 2010

patchy the pirate

When you shit on ur girls eye during intercouse then you cum in that same eye then step on her toe and make her say arr

Bro: how was last night with u and her
Me: It was alright, I let her meet patchy the pirate tho

by Theurbandictionegro September 2, 2017

Road Pirate

People who usually have low IQ call Police "road pirates" when they allegedly "steal" from the people who drive and break the traffic laws and than claim they did nothing wrong.

Fucking Road Pirates stopped me and stole my money.

by FBIManfredAlbrech May 30, 2019