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The v shaped pee stain in your seat left from peeing in a bottle while you drive.
Emily was in a hurry to get to rob, she didn't stop for a bathroom break and left a pee v in her driver seat.
by Cooter polluter September 5, 2020
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pee pee

a pee pee is a weenie
a weenie is a penis
a penics is a hot dog
a hot dog is a sex pistol
a sex pistol is mistas stand
a dong is a pee pee
what is a pee pee? read the first sentence :)
boy: lol u have a big pee pee
other boy: how do you know
boy:

other boy:
by unknownfossil September 11, 2020
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pee pee

a pee pee is a weenie
a weenis is a penis

a penics is a hot dog
a hot dog is a sex pistol
a sex pistol is mista's stand
a dong is a pee pee

what is a pee pee? read the first sentence
boy: lol you have a big pee pee
other boy: how do u know
boy:
other boy:
by unknownfossil September 11, 2020
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Precautionary Pee

A precautionary pee is when you go to the bathroom to avoid a possible stop that is less convenient later down the road.
Him: Hey - we're about to pass a rest stop. Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Me: I don't think so - stop anyways, I'll take a precautionary pee.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020
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pee

damn, he can really pee.
by Thelogicalnutsack September 24, 2020
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Pee

Yellow liquid in ur hole that you pee in a bath room
by Mikuyki October 24, 2020
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pee in a closet

Pee in a cup in a closet: The popular reference that every billie stan knows.

Stems back all the way to April 17th, 2018 when billie eilish was going on a trip to the doctors with her lovely mother. The nurses told her to pee in a cup (in the bathroom) so her funky brain told her to go into the closet and do it there. Naturally, it was dark inside that closet so she spilled ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐“Š๐“… ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐“Š๐“… ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐’ถ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“Š๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐“Š๐“… ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ป๐“๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“‡, and the nurse looked at her with such disappointment and despair.

Best moment in billie stan history and all of us are very happy that we got a hold of this beautiful story so it doesn't haunt billie :)
"BRO YOU PUSHED ME INTO THE CLOSET AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN THE CUP SO I DID"
"This is janky as fuck"
"pee in a closet": When a funky person goes to the doctors and gets asked to pee in a cup, so they go into a closet and do it there.
by Sparkle girl 101 October 25, 2020
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