Alvin Time

When you arrive 10 - 20 minutes after the allotted time you gave a person.

Zo: "Ayyo I'ma be at yo place at 3:30, Alvin Time"
Brown: "Oh, so like at 3:50?"
Zo: "Ya"

by thedarkbrownman November 08, 2009

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Homie time

When you and your homie get together, with little to no clothing, and do things only bros would do.

Homie 1: Hey man, your ass looks great today. Can we have homie time later?
Homie 2: As long as you say no homo and wear socks.

by gay stick August 21, 2019

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Comedic Timing

Ben Cowan doesn’t have it

Friend 1 “Hey, you want to hear a joke?”
Friend 2 “Yeah, sure”
Friend 1 tells joke within 24 hours
Friend 2 “Wow that’s great comedic timing”
I.e. not replying ‘thanks I work out’ to ‘he is damn cute tbf’ after a day

by BigBensEyeMask February 13, 2019

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No Time to Die

Was I stupid to love you?
Was I reckless to help?
Was it obvious to everybody else that I'd fallen for a lie?
You were never on my side..
Fool me once, fool me twice.
Are you death or paradise?

Now you'll never see me cry

There's just No Time to Die..

by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 May 03, 2022

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