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Office mom

The woman at the office (or any work place, really) who can always be relied upon for things your mom would always have or be prepared for, ie; snacks, tampons, bandaid, postage stamps, lunch money, sage advice. Everyone loves the office mom.
Girl co-worker: "Do you have a tampon and any chocolate?"
Girl co-worker:#2: "Sure do- help yourself, third desk drawer."
Girl co-worker: "Thanks, office mom!"
by HeroHandy May 4, 2019
mugGet the Office mommug.

Mom Block

When in the act of fun, in a crowd, at a concert, or being bullied, you are under mothers protection. Where the mother shields her child and sucks the fun out of situations as defense mechanism to hostile outsiders.
Brad: Dude, that kid is so getting mom blocked.
Matt: Oh damn, she's putting up a full shield. . .and she's like 60..
by nastynutsac August 13, 2010
mugGet the Mom Blockmug.

Won Mom

She's as fat as the Won Mom
by Blue Fireball July 19, 2003
mugGet the Won Mommug.

The mom in fnf

The girlfriends phatassed purple demon mom who is found on Week 4 in the popular game Friday night funkin
"Have you seen week 4 of Friday night funkin?"

"Yeah bro The mom in fnf has a phatty, I'd totally smash"
by Akinemko March 10, 2021
mugGet the The mom in fnfmug.

ghost mom

A Mother who is not present in her children's lives but acts like she is.

A mom who physically can be present but doesn't parent or care for her children.
Joan says her mom is a ghost mom because she's never around to support her or care for her so they call her by her first name instead of mom.
by McEEK May 14, 2016
mugGet the ghost mommug.

Your Mom

She fucking gave you birth you cunt.
She is your mom because you came out of her vag*na
by The fuck you looking at? May 15, 2019
mugGet the Your Mommug.

Kayden’s mom

As Kayden’s mom, I took a lot of guys virginities
by Nibbatron March 21, 2019
mugGet the Kayden’s mommug.

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