Granny Time

One on one time with someone else. Usually to discuss life issues, and other important things that occupy the two conversing people's minds.

In the sense of spending time with your grandmother and asking for her assistance.

Tom: Hey do we need some Granny Time tonight?

Hariot: Yeah, we really do. I'm in a pickle and need to figure this shit out.

by grannywhite November 6, 2011

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Homie time

When you and your homie get together, with little to no clothing, and do things only bros would do.

Homie 1: Hey man, your ass looks great today. Can we have homie time later?
Homie 2: As long as you say no homo and wear socks.

by gay stick August 21, 2019

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Time-Zoned

When your geographical placement dictates your relationship status with an individual.

Damn, Emmalies moved away so now i'm Time-Zoned!

by TristanTheFinch January 4, 2017

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The time nut

To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed.

I did the time nut bro
Cool bro
Bro

by Skeleton secretary October 24, 2018

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No Time to Die

Was I stupid to love you?
Was I reckless to help?
Was it obvious to everybody else that I'd fallen for a lie?
You were never on my side..
Fool me once, fool me twice.
Are you death or paradise?

Now you'll never see me cry

There's just No Time to Die..

by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 May 3, 2022

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Shades of Time

The discoloration of the area around the ass-hole due to exessive anal sex and/or shitting. The people more prone to this phenomenon are porn stars and obese individuals. e.g. Jenna Jameson, Dom Deluise

The hot carl that pornstar gave the man after anal sex increased the size of the Shades of Time.

by bhead315 September 25, 2010

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