shoe is a really cool friend, and is always there when you need them. They willingly stick up for you, and take time out of their day to talk with you!
by kae :) May 29, 2021
Get the shoemug. A way a goody two shoes call hoes, hoes without saying the actual word hoe because they are afraid of being heard. moving the s in shoe to the end equals hoes
goody two shoes- "did you see the shoes in the bathroom vaping this morning"
not goody two shoes- "just say hoes already, im getting sick of this fucking language"
not goody two shoes- "just say hoes already, im getting sick of this fucking language"
by Heeyyygirl April 2, 2019
Get the shoemug. Engaging in acts that satisfy a shoe fetish or shoe addiction, for example, the habitual online search for shoe images.
Guy 1: What have you been up to lately?
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.
Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.
Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.
by Dr. Lobo October 10, 2013
Get the mass-shoe-bationmug. Elf shoes are pieces of leftover pizza that are at least a few days old. Defined by the “curl” at the point of the pizza slice, looking like an elf shoe. Typically, elf shoes happen because leftover pizza wasn’t refrigerated. While its not safe to consume pizza that’s been left out for more than a few hours, we’re all guilty of leaving the pizza box out for a few days, slowly chipping away at the leftover elf shoes.
“Hey, bro. You wanna help me finish this box of elf shoes? “
“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”
“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”
by MisterHollie December 27, 2021
Get the Elf Shoesmug. by Hypebeasmemes November 25, 2017
Get the bloodly shoesmug. 