hard drive joke

Unblatantly blatant jokes about child porn, especially when stashed in a digital drive. Usually pointed at pastors with questionable personality.

"It's okay Teach, you can tell us the contents of your hard drive"
"OOOH MAN WAS THAT A HARD DRIVE JOKE?!?"

by alias33 October 15, 2025

Castle your drive

To systematically bet more than others do in 7 card Texas hold'em remembering to have more chips just in case you bluff and lose.

You castle your drive in poker by betting bigger, and playing louder, but without saying a word, than those who don't know how to bet bigger, for more fun, knowing your hand may be just better gambling on your part.

by TrueBlueHue1 September 16, 2023

Nine-Driving

When you and a sexual partner partake in the 69 position and take turns pile-driving each other repeatedly on the bed.

Guy1 : "Man my back hurts from last night."

Guy2 : "Why? What happened?"

Guy1 : "My girlfriend and I were Nine-Driving."

Guy2 : "Oh shit."

by Mike Tysons Lisp October 27, 2018

Driving in My Car

DRIVING IN MY CAR, RIGHT AFTER A BEER
HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER
DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE
I'LL GO 100MILES AN HOUR
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, I FILLED UP ON GAS
IMA GET UR FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS
PULVERIZE THIS FUCK
WITH MY BERGENTRUCK
IT SEEMS UR OUTTA LUCK
TRUCK!

I was driving in my car, until I decided to run over a few innocent pedestrians.

by IAMVERYHUNGRY September 26, 2025

Driving a Rig

Driving a Rig

Driving a Rig is the act of sexual intercourse to a very large female from behind in the doggystyle position while your underwear is in her mouth.

“Hey Bro, I was Driving a Rig in the parking lot last night*

by Byrant Yep May 28, 2024

Lorene Drive

The band that introduced me to Hollywood Undead. And post-hardcore.

Lorene Drive FUCKS...in a good way.

by 7568ino October 25, 2023

Teletubby Drive-By of 2022

Walter White and a blue 1980s Lego Spaceman drove around on a couch around the g_flatgrass map while shooting a bunch of wild teletubbies.

Me and my cousin recreated the Teletubby Drive-By of 2022 in Garry's Mod.

by Ligma Patient 420 October 1, 2022