Mason Parker Esquire

Using my email and just got charged $349.99 by the geek squad for his yearly subscription.

Hym "Drone strike Mason Parker Esquire today. Immediately. Or find him and kill him. Either way, my email is far too specific for it to be a coincidence. Get him out of here."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2025

mason

someone with a lot of baseball drip

did you see cian’s banana shorts? he’s such a mason.

by LouieVvs_ August 22, 2025

Mason Mcevoy

He is the smartest most retarded guy you will ever know

God youre such a emo latina look at you you nochalant femboy mason mcevoy

by ramonanotfound August 25, 2025

MasonKNYing

A white man who says slurs because racism = funny but is not really that funny

John: "Did you see the lakers game it was crazy."
Mason: "nigga."
John: "Stop masonKNYing asshole."

by Nikolai_enjoyer August 31, 2025

Mason 67 baseball

Mason 67 baseball means a funny little hand gesture and a really good baseball player

*bro he’s just like mason 67 baseball*

by Roonyfer September 5, 2025

Mason

A male (Typically blond white guys but any rich guy can be a mason) who lives in Beverly Hills but acts like hes from the hood and says the n word in every other sentence. Hobbies typically include: Baseball, listening to artists like XXXTENTACTION, Kendrick, or any other mainstream shit, and saying 67 MONTHS after it was relevant

"Ah shit, here comes mason"
"Nah fuck that dude!"

by I couldn't think of a name Lol November 2, 2025

Mason

Mason is the most loving brown haired boy. He will treat you like a princess and make you feel great. sometimes he gets a little attitude but he makes up for it. You are lucky if you are ever with this mason. I love my mason and everyone deserves a mason but not MY mason. Mason is a kind, thoughtful boy.

Mason is the best.

by blondehairblueeyedgirl November 7, 2025