Maths

Everyone favourite subject........... NOT

I Hate maths so much

Now its time for everyone's favourite subject MATHS

by anonymous February 2, 2021

toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.

Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.

by Nightshade00013 November 6, 2021

math perv

a teacher who thinks math is a perverted way

''see that math perv there make sure to cover your numbers before he ''fixes'' them''

by aesthetic ☻ February 5, 2018

math

mental abussive to humans

i hate math

by someone used my idea:ahhhhhhhh October 10, 2018

Double Maths

An Upper Class, Middle Class and Working Class Theory, of waking up early to watch news channels and understand, politics, weather and sports.

Finance is argued by the big buy in, (Poker Talk) he get 5 minutes to talk m, she has 10 minutes. The rest of the day is just Polite Politics. How Quaint….. Don’t know.

Double Maths

“Hi good morning welcome to bbc breakfast?”

Class systems arguing get the point I just made breakfast.

“And now for the sports and weather.”

It’s not Friday mate, get to the finance section I need Maaaaad Doooolllllaaaarr! Mr Jones.

by Teacher D September 7, 2022

German Math Teacher

a german math teacher is a math teacher that can't properly speak your language, she is constatly preaching about useless stuff in class that you don't need for tests, her name is often Christianne or Miller.

Hey, you learned anything from class? nah my teacher is a german math teacher

by Claes my pet into dick brotah March 1, 2017

Math

School's most painful, Shitty, Fucked up Torture Device ever.

Me: My time has come.
My bestfriend: R.I.P.

My Bestfriend: *Planning for funeral*
Parents: *Doesnt care since its only math.*

by Geek of the greek da the anime February 8, 2022