cockblock Luke

He asks you every morning for eggs when youre having sex

Luke: eg?
Me: hey Siri play cockblocker from slut pop Miami

Also me: hes such a cockblock Luke

by urban_dick_69 March 28, 2024

Luke m

A truly odd person who disrespects some people and buys hacked gta accounts so he can show his power on 6 year olds

See that Luke m over there yelling at the people on the street corner

by Dody olb February 3, 2019

Luke

Lukes usually have really attractive family members like a younger sister and a mother. Lukes also always have glasses and are melts

Wow luke has stupid glasses but his sister is hot

by Swagmaster75787 November 5, 2024

Luke

A sexy, cute, guy with a large penis, massive balls and loves pussy. He is a sex machine and ready to smash

Girl 1: What's a Luke
Girl 2: Big man with a big dick
Girl 1: I want a Luke inside me
Girl 2: Same

by A man who is a woman male June 10, 2020

Luke

A person who is a dad of robbert and has a big penis

Damn he’s a Luke he has a 15 incher

by Jdueydhfbdhej August 9, 2019

luke

A shitty joke told to all Lukes

-dumb fuck
Hey luke i am your father
-Luke

fuck off and fuck you

by Sugmart__ May 27, 2019

The Luke Method

Constantly showing up 40 minutes late to events so that when you show up 10 minutes late, you appear to be extremely early

I got to the meeting 12 minutes after everyone else, but I’ve been using the Luke Method, so no one was mad.

by gratepatch October 15, 2023