Guy: Man i just love jizz
Guy 2: What the fuck? You love jizz? Are you fucking gay?
Guy: No the star wars music
Guy 2: Fuck you, you nerd
Guy 2: What the fuck? You love jizz? Are you fucking gay?
Guy: No the star wars music
Guy 2: Fuck you, you nerd
by AngryStarWarsNerd March 21, 2022
by dickganker97 March 03, 2010
Somebody who nuts a week’s worth of cum inside a balloon, ties it up, and drops it on top of somebody passing by, covering them in your kids
Man 1: Ah Jeez! Who dropped all this jizz on me?
Man 2: It must’ve been that guy way up there! fucking Jizz bomber!
Man 2: It must’ve been that guy way up there! fucking Jizz bomber!
by I steal glasses from blind kid March 03, 2024
(n.) Jizz that comes out at such speed, force, and shear power it is comparable to that of a firework
(v.) The act of giving someone firework jizz, typically your own
(v.) The act of giving someone firework jizz, typically your own
by Low Ball Wizard September 15, 2023