jersey bob

his mum gay

jersey bob's mom is gay

by Watooty February 12, 2023

New Jersey Cheesecake

Noun describing the fetish of having feces rubbed on your face with male semen on top.

Last night we had the most intimate moment that ended with a New Jersey cheesecake.

by DirtyJersey7689 February 23, 2023

New Jersey Bread Basket

Vigorously shoving bread up your asshole and then shitting it out

My boss fired me so I hit him with the New Jersey Bread Basket.

by jackbosgames March 29, 2025

New Jersey Knuckle Duster

A sex move carried out over 5 simple steps:

1. Aggressively goon into your hand before working it through your fingers

2. Pre-heat a grill to 180 degrees Celsius

3. Simmer the goon until it comes to a broil

4. Use the spunk glove as lubricant to enter your fist into the anus (minimum forearm deep)
5. Chop up the dead hooker and store her in an appropriate space for later use

Bro I totally did a New Jersey Knuckle Duster on this chick last night after the bar, bitches be crazy

by Pog_champ_gooner69 April 23, 2025

Jersey Girl

a woman whose power should never be underestimated.
—a girl with fire in her veins and zero tolerance for bullshit.
—loud, loyal, and lethal.
—raised on sarcasm and traffic, she’s the kind of girl you cross once.

“Jersey made her tough, life made her mean—don’t test either.”
“A Jersey Girl’s got nails sharp enough to pop your ego and a stare that could end a career.”

by ug123 May 9, 2025

Jersey City Patty Press

When you stomp a shit in between someone's teeth.

Did you hear what happened to Zade? They gave him a Jersey City Patty Press

by Hypofox April 8, 2024

New Jersey Shower Nozzle

A duo act in which 2 people are a far distance away vertically. One then goes on said roof and ejaculates with a superb stream, it then lands directly on the other partner's forehead, relating to a shower nozzle.

"YO guess what?!" "me and keontay performed the New Jersey Shower Nozzle last night!" "It was Epic!"

by bighanky May 2, 2024