Jizz Whopper

The art of carefully ejaculating onto your girlfriends Whopper Sandwich (or the replacement of any creamy condiment on any sandwich) unbeknownst to her of course.

I found out Des fucked some shine, so I fed that ho a Jizz Whopper.

by Ju Tang Killa January 21, 2020

Jizz

(1). <n> Slang for semen.
(2). <v> Slang for the action of ejaculation.

(1). After we had sex, I had to clean up all the jizz on my bedsheets.
(2). I masturbated a bit too hard and jizzed.

by Miles4Daze March 4, 2023

jizz&tonic

+ non alcoholic drink mixed from human sperm(jizz) and tonic
(usually used as a substitute for dopping for athletes)

+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by whores/sluts/cheap prostitues/expensive prostitutes/hoes/ and other kind of bitches

(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the whore's face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)

dave: hoe, give me now $47 for this blowjob and i wont charge u for this jizz&tonic

by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods May 11, 2011

Jizz-O

When you and your buddy’s Jizz in a bowl and mix with gelatin to share for dessert.

Hey, we’re running out of Jizz-O! Are you guys free tonight?

Can you stop eating acidic foods? It throws off the taste of our Jizz-O!!

by AnneJohnson November 6, 2025

jizzing to gozongas

When a man starts jizzing uncontrollably, unintentionally, and not under his will, automatically at the sight of seeing beautiful gozongas.

Person 1: Whats wrong.

Person 2: Yo, I was jizzing to gozongas.

Person 1: What?
Person 2: I just started jizzing in my pants when I saw her gozongas.

by MST3K I like November 28, 2020

jizz jew

Jizz Jew: noun, : a man or woman who is a jizz Jocky but secretly wants to hoard cum through meat injection and for the purposes of ingestion or anally meat injected or vaginal meat injection. Jizz Jewism is treatable and treatment can be scheduled. “It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”

“It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”

by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021

jizz nuttin

when u get hard off of salted cashews

Girlfriend: what were you doing last night?
Boyfriend: i couldn't stop jizz nuttin

by CoreyTech May 4, 2018