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double-header date

Date wants head at his place, then wants you to head home straight away without pleasure reciprocating.
Dave wanted me to go to his place last night for night cuddles, but it turned out to be a double-header when his roommate came home early. Dave is a double-header date.
by CushlaB March 22, 2025
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reccesion dating

My pay check is late, so screw this, we are gonna have to be reccesion dating tonight I think
by anonymous July 30, 2022
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Dating

A word that changes vastly based on who is saying it.
1. When two 10-15 year olds hold hands every day, their friends call it "dating"
2. When two people (usually of age to own a car) meet up to have dinner and talk about what their life is like.
When someone said Jack and Jill were "dating" in Middle School, I felt inadequate because I thought they weren't just holding hands in the hall. I was a weird kid.
by AtlanticComputer July 25, 2020
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Expiration dating

Engaging in romantic relationships that due to practical circumstance or mutual agreement have a definite end date, yet both partners remain committed to the relationship until that end date.
"Is Kylie still dating that guy she was seeing during study abroad?"

"No, they were just expiration dating. It ended when she moved back home. They sure made the most of their summer together though."
by PghYinzer August 1, 2020
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can i date ur mum

to be very weird if you say that
ur mum is hot and she is thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc can i date ur mum pls
by inquistitormaster stan March 13, 2022
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jeep date

Taking a lover out into the wilderness where few vehicles can travel, ( impressing them) therefor leaving them aroused and ready to test the durability of the backseat.
Hey babe I think tonight would be a beautiful night for a jeep date, it'll be fun!
by GingerGrizzly October 5, 2016
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over-the-counter date

Getting aggressively fucked while being bent over on the kitchen counter
She went on an over-the-counter date
by Dantheman2286 November 25, 2023
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