Remember when Dorothy was in the wizard of oz and got knocked out before the tornado?
….
YOU’VE BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BALLSACK.
You’re on a bunk bed, you have a pony tail sitting perfectly on the crown of your head, you have the two last rationed pieces of toilet paper and you’re are waving them in the wind like a palm tree in the wind,
We are licking them,
….THEN the hurricane …
BOOBNADO
you’re swirling in the hurricane, dorothys here, (TOTO too)
The HAIRY BALLSACK DROPS IN
….TEA BAG ….in the face!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!!
THEN
Porky the porch pounding monster’s grundle is out and SWINGIN’ (played by Chris Pratt)
You have an euphoric experience….
.:..You’re in the world of balls. ..:…
Finally,
you land, under a palm tree.
You fall in love with Porky.
The two lived happily ever after pounding under the palm trees.
The End
You’ve been sincerely pounded by the
Palm tree
Naughty Porky
Bad Girl
AMEN.
….
YOU’VE BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BALLSACK.
You’re on a bunk bed, you have a pony tail sitting perfectly on the crown of your head, you have the two last rationed pieces of toilet paper and you’re are waving them in the wind like a palm tree in the wind,
We are licking them,
….THEN the hurricane …
BOOBNADO
you’re swirling in the hurricane, dorothys here, (TOTO too)
The HAIRY BALLSACK DROPS IN
….TEA BAG ….in the face!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!!
THEN
Porky the porch pounding monster’s grundle is out and SWINGIN’ (played by Chris Pratt)
You have an euphoric experience….
.:..You’re in the world of balls. ..:…
Finally,
you land, under a palm tree.
You fall in love with Porky.
The two lived happily ever after pounding under the palm trees.
The End
You’ve been sincerely pounded by the
Palm tree
Naughty Porky
Bad Girl
AMEN.
by KushVeeVee August 15, 2021
Get the Palm Tree Poundermug. Student: You'll have to excuse Jessica's absence today.
Teacher: Why, what did you hear?
Student: She pruned the family tree last night.
Teacher: Why, what did you hear?
Student: She pruned the family tree last night.
by The Dancing Ramses August 20, 2019
Get the Pruned the family treemug. by Hoophy October 26, 2011
Get the Alabama Family Treemug. Accident involving a tree versus usually a vehicle but could be a horse, tractor, ATV, or mule. Meaning you have through a horrible crash made the object and yourself aquantances with the tree.
by beautyfish June 1, 2006
Get the took it up into a treemug. A quote from the Youtube series 'The Missadventures of MarVex' by Spoony-Chan and Arxaith.
It is used a lot by mainly one person in it, Marluxia (spoony-chan), and he uses it towards Vexen (Arxaith). It basically means an old man's you-know-what.
It is used a lot by mainly one person in it, Marluxia (spoony-chan), and he uses it towards Vexen (Arxaith). It basically means an old man's you-know-what.
Marluxia(Spoony): You have a christmas tree penis!
Vexen(Arxaith): What does THAT mean?!
Marluxia(Spoony): *in a sing-song voice* Dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!
Vexen(Arxaith): What does THAT mean?!
Marluxia(Spoony): *in a sing-song voice* Dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!
by Lumaria December 1, 2009
Get the Christmas Tree Penismug. by Adam Rumley May 4, 2006
Get the African Tree Monkeymug. 1) A highly amusing cartoon series in which various small fluffy animals are viciously mauled / mutilated in increasingly bizzare and bloody ways. Therefore, quite funny.
2) The name of an obscure environmental group dedicated to saving the trees.
2) The name of an obscure environmental group dedicated to saving the trees.
by Rob S February 6, 2004
Get the happy tree friendsmug.