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wife ears

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.
Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......
by Mr B 61 March 9, 2016
mugGet the wife earsmug.

Ear wanking

Using an implement (e.g. cotton bud) to penetrate the ear canal repeatedly.
Is Jan cleaning his ear out, he’s been doing it for ages. No, he’s ear wanking
by Morbabe July 15, 2018
mugGet the Ear wankingmug.

ear slammer

A very catchy song, as referenced on the Longmont Potion Castle track "Molecular Lionel".
Have you heard that new single from Molecular Lionel? It's a real ear slammer.
by Grover Loaf March 4, 2017
mugGet the ear slammermug.

Ear Wrong

The ear wrong

Nothin' more too it
by SillySausage42 September 11, 2022
mugGet the Ear Wrongmug.

Ear Hustling

1 To purposefully listen in on a conversation; Even though it was not intended for them; Being nosy.
2 Another term for eavesdropping
A. Guy 1 and 2 are talking upstairs, Guy 3 is downstairs listening to them talk at the bottom of the stairs to listen in on what they are planning on Friday, he is Ear Hustling.
B. Guy A : "Hey Guy B.., My Mom was Ear Hustling while I was on the xbox last night.."

Guy B : "How much did she hear??"

Guy A : "Pretty much everything.."
by grandest of autismo August 12, 2019
mugGet the Ear Hustlingmug.

Pigs ear

He’s a proper pigs ear him lad
by Davey mort November 23, 2021
mugGet the Pigs earmug.

ear cunnilingus

ear cunnilingus (noun)

/ɪr ˌkʌnɪˈlɪŋɡəs/

Definition:
The act of sensually stimulating a partner’s ear using the mouth, including kissing, licking, sucking, nibbling, or gentle breathing, often as a form of intimate foreplay.

Usage in a sentence:
She melted when he started giving her some unexpected ear cunnilingus during their date.
Not everyone is into ear cunnilingus, but for some, it's a major turn-on.

Etymology:
A fusion of ear (the auditory organ) and cunnilingus (a term for oral stimulation, repurposed here for comedic and evocative effect).

Synonyms:
Ear play
Aural affection
Lobe loving
Whisper seduction
Sensory nibbling

Cultural Notes:
While not yet widely recognized in official medical or linguistic texts, ear cunnilingus is a playful term capturing the sensuality of oral stimulation focused on the ear. It is often considered an underrated yet effective technique in intimate encounters.
She melted when he started giving her some unexpected ear cunnilingus during their date.
Not everyone is into ear cunnilingus, but for some, it's a major turn-on.
by jagerdown February 11, 2025
mugGet the ear cunnilingusmug.

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